HE WAS LISTENING TO HIS IPOD

A man was eating in a restaurant when he suddenly realized he desperately needed to Pass Gas.
The music was really, really loud, so he timed his "HITS" with the beat of Music.

After a couple of Songs, he started to feel better.
He finished eating and noticed that everybody was staring at him.

Then he Suddenly Remembered that he was
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Listening to his Ipod!