BIG SILENCE | ENGLISH, COOL SMS

Always take care of 3 things!
Trust, Promise and Relationship.
They don't make Noise when they Break,
But Create big Silence in your Life!

LIFE SALUTES YOU | ENGLISH GOOD MORNING SMS

Life Laughs at you when you are Unhappy!
Life Smiles at you when you are Happy!
                    And
Life Salutes you when you make Others happy!

Good Morning and Have a nice Day!

LUCK AND PRAYER | COOL, ENGLISH SMS

Luck is Like Sand in Hands!
It will Sneak out Through the Fingers,
No Matter Gripped,
Firmly or Held loosely!
Only Hands in the Praying Posture,
Can Hold and Save it!

LOVE IS YOUR BALANCE SHEET | ENGLISH SMS, COOL SMS

Your Birth is your Opening Balance
Your Death is your Closing Balance
Your Ideas are your Assets
Your Views are your Liabilities
Your Happiness is your Profits
Your Sorrows are your Losses
Your Soul is your Goodwill
Your Heart is your Fixed Assets
Your Duties are your Out standing Expenses...!
Your Friendship is your Hidden Adjustment
Your Character is your Capital
Your Knowledge is your Investments
Your Patience is your Interst
Your Mind is your Bank Balances
Your Thinking is your Current Account
Your Behavior is your Journal Entry
Bad Things should always Depreciate and Lastly
Your LOVE is your BALANCE SHEET..!

VALUE OF A MINUTE | ENGLISH SMS, FUNNY SMS, ENGLISH JOKE

Do you know the value of a MINUTE?

Well, It all depends on which side of the Toilet Door you are!

SMILE IS A SENTENCE | ENGLISH SMS, COOL SMS, SMILE SMS

SMILE
is not a single word,
It is a beautiful Sentence!
<S>peak
<M>ore
<I>n
<L>ess
<E>nergy!

CURE FOR HICCUPS | ENGLISH SMS, ENGLISH JOKE

A woman went to the Hospital, where she was seen by one of the new doctors, but after 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the younger doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 Year old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
The new younger doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have THE HICCUPS?"

VALUE OF TIME | ENGLISH SMS, COOL SMS

To Realize
the Value of 10 Years!
Ask a newly Divorced Couple.

To Realize
the Value of 4 Years!
Ask a Graduate.

To Realize
the Value of 1 year!
Ask a Student Who
has failed a Final Exam.

To Realize
the Value of 9 Months!
Ask a Mother
Who gave Birth to a Stillborn.

To Realize
the Value of 1 Month!
Ask a Mother
Who has given birth to a Premature Baby.

To Realize
the Value of 1 Week!
Ask a tired, Home sick Worker
Who worked in a far City.

To Realize
the Value of 1 Minute!
Ask a Person
Who has missed the train, bus or Plane.

To Realize
the Value of 1 Second!
Ask a Person
Who has Survived on Accident.

VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW | ENGLISH SMS, JOKE

SILENCE

is the Best Answer
for All Questions!


SMILE

is the Best Reaction
in all Situations!

Unfortunately...

Both Never Help in

VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW..!

SMART GIRL | ENGLIS SMS, COOL SMS

ORDINARY GIRL'S WISH:

I am not a princess but my life partner should be a Prince!

While

SMART GIRL'S WISH:

My life partner may be or may not be a Prince but he should treat me like a Princess!

ARGUMENT & DISCUSSION | ENGLISH SMS, COOL SMS

ARGUMENT is Bad,
But,
DISCUSSION is Good
Because,
ARGUMENT is to find out WHO IS RIGHT!
And
DISCUSSION is to find out WHAT IS RIGHT!

BREAK UP | ENGLIKSH JOKE, SMS, INSULT SMS

What's Worse than Your Love Send you
A text Msg To "BREAK UP"
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Another Msg Saying:
.
"Sorry that wasn't for You."

LAST DAY | ENGLISH JOKE, INSULT JOKE, SMS

Daniel: Why are you looking so sad today?
Alex: I fought with my wife and she said she didn't want to talk to me for 30 days.
Daniel: Then, you should be happy...
Alex: Today is the last day!

OUT OF FILM | ENGLISH JOKE, INSULT JOKE, SMS

Mr. and Mrs. Harry were on a safari in the darkest Africa.
They were walking cautiously through the woods when suddenly a huge lion sprang out in front of them, seized Mrs. Harry in its jaws and started to drag her off into the bush.
"Shoot!" She screamed to her husband. "Shoot!"
"I can't!" he yelled back. "I've run out of film!"

MILK THAT COW | ADULT ENGLISH JOKE, SMS

The Farmer goes to town one day, and runs across his old Buddy who's a tractor salesman.
"How is it going?", asks the farmer.
"Not very good, I haven't sold a tractor in two weeks.", said the salesman, "How is it going with you?"
"Not so good", replied the farmer. "The other night I went out to milk my cow. First she tried to kick me with her right leg so I tied her leg to the right side of the stall. Then she tried to kick me with her left leg, so I tied it to the right side of the stall. Then she swatted me with her tail so I tied that to the ceiling. Then my wife walked in and if you can convince her I was just trying to MILK THAT COW, I'll buy a tractor from you!"

THE BEST ONE | ADULT JOKE, SMS

On their Wedding night Tom shows his member to his new virgin bride and fill in her it's the only one in the World.
She, of course, take it. He's gone to a conference for a couple of weeks. He returns, only to be questioned by his wife. "Tom," she says, "I thought you said you had the only one in the World. But Harry at the drugstore has one too."
"Oh! Well, er," Tom flusters, "Harry and I were in the war together, I had two, so I gave him one of Mine."
"Oh! Well, Why did you give him THE BEST ONE?", demanded the Wife.

CONDOMS AND DRAMAMINE | ADULT JOKE, SMS

A couple is riding in the back of a limo on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise. The husband says, "Honey, I want to stop and pick up some Condoms before we go." "Good Idea," She says, "While you're in there, pick me up some Dramamine."
The Groom gets out, walks into the drugstore and says to the Clerk, "I'd like a box of Condoms and a Package of Dramamine, Please."
"Yes Sir," says the Clerk, "But do you mind if I ask you a Question? If it makes you Nauseous, Why do you do it?"

YOU ARE NOTHING | ENGLISH JOKE, SMS

Sometimes people are nothing!
You make them something!
And when they become something!
They feel that you are nothing!

LAUGHTER VS TEARS | ENGLISH SMS

A Girl's Laughter is much more
Cheerful than a Boy's..!
But
A Boy's Tear is Much more
Meaningful than a Girl's

INFRA RED VS BLUETOOTH VS WIFI | ENGLISH JOKE, SMS

A Woman is like Bluetooth!
You are next to her,
She stays connected.
You go away, she finds new Devices!
But
A Man, however, is like WIFI!
Many devices can connect to him as long as
He is not secured!
And
A Wife is like Infra red!
She affects when you are
Nearly touching her,
And lay Side by Side!