JALTA SCHOOL, ZINDA USTAAD | HINDI SMS, URDU SMS, JOKE

1 School ki Amarat ko aag lag gyi.
School k sab Bachhey duur kharay hans rahey thay k chalo ab School tou nahi aana parey ga.
Leykin 1 Bachha Udaas khara tha.
Ustaad us Bachhey k paas gya aur Bola: Baita tum Shareef aur Mehanti Student lagtey ho, btao Udaas Q ho?
Bachha: (Aankhoon mein Aansoo la k) Sir School tou Jal gya, par
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Aap tou Zinda hain na!

TEN CHEMICAL ELEMENTS | SARDAR JOKE, SMS

Teacher: Tell me names of 10 Chemical Elements.
Sardar:
Oxygen
Chlorine
Florine
Bromeen
Nasreen
Parveen
Naoreen
Samreen
Yasmeen
&
Ambreen!

ANSWER THE QUESTIONS IN BRIEF | ENGLISH JOKE

A student enters the examination hall. He takes his seat, stares at the questions and then in a fit for inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of window. He then removes his shirt, pants and socks.
The teacher alarmed, approached hims and asked what is going on?
"I am only following the instructions -- the test paper states, answer the questions in brief."

I Bring My Own Bomb

A famous statistician would never travel by airplane, cos he had studied air travel & estimated the probability of there being a bomb on any given flight was 1 in a million, and he was not prepared to accept the odds.
1 day a colleague met him at a conference far from home.
"How did you get here, by train?"
"No, I flew"
"What about your theory of the possibility of a bomb?"
"Well, I began thinking that if the odds of one bomb are 1:Million, then the odds of TWO bombs are
(1/1000000) x (1/1000000).
This is a very, very small probability, which I can accept.
So, Now I bring My Own Bomb Along!"

Newton's 5th Law

If you move around a tree with
Double the Speed of Light,
You can Kick your own Hips