MOBILE KA INK

Aik Pathan ko khali SMS mila
Pathan nay usi number pay call kar k kaha
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Oye Yaara!
Tum ko maloom hy?
Tumhara Mobile ka ink khatam ho gia hy!

Sardar VS Pathan

Sardar: Tum ko sharam nahi aati!
Tumhara Baap Tailor hy aur Tumhari Shirt Phati hui hy.
Pathan: Sharam tou Tumko nahi aata!
Tumari Baap Dentist hy aur Tumari Bhai Bagair Dant k Paida hui hy!