A nurse has an affair with a doctor and becomes pregnant. Just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor got an idea. He delivers the baby first and then operates on the priest. After operation he goes to the priest:
Doctor: "Father, you're not going to believe this!"
Priest: "What?"
Doctor: "You gave birth to a child."
Priest: "But it is impossible."
Doctor: "No, It's a miracle! Here is your baby."
About fifteen years go by, and one day the priest sits the boy down and says:
"Son, I've something to tell you. I'm not your father."
Son: "What do you mean, you're not my father!"
Priest: "I'm your mother. The Archbishop is your father."
Doctor: "Father, you're not going to believe this!"
Priest: "What?"
Doctor: "You gave birth to a child."
Priest: "But it is impossible."
Doctor: "No, It's a miracle! Here is your baby."
About fifteen years go by, and one day the priest sits the boy down and says:
"Son, I've something to tell you. I'm not your father."
Son: "What do you mean, you're not my father!"
Priest: "I'm your mother. The Archbishop is your father."
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