The Farmer goes to town one day, and runs across his old Buddy who's a tractor salesman.
"How is it going?", asks the farmer.
"Not very good, I haven't sold a tractor in two weeks.", said the salesman, "How is it going with you?"
"Not so good", replied the farmer. "The other night I went out to milk my cow. First she tried to kick me with her right leg so I tied her leg to the right side of the stall. Then she tried to kick me with her left leg, so I tied it to the right side of the stall. Then she swatted me with her tail so I tied that to the ceiling. Then my wife walked in and if you can convince her I was just trying to MILK THAT COW, I'll buy a tractor from you!"
"How is it going?", asks the farmer.
"Not very good, I haven't sold a tractor in two weeks.", said the salesman, "How is it going with you?"
"Not so good", replied the farmer. "The other night I went out to milk my cow. First she tried to kick me with her right leg so I tied her leg to the right side of the stall. Then she tried to kick me with her left leg, so I tied it to the right side of the stall. Then she swatted me with her tail so I tied that to the ceiling. Then my wife walked in and if you can convince her I was just trying to MILK THAT COW, I'll buy a tractor from you!"
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