Girl to a Tattoo Artist:
How much do you charge for
Tattooing an Animal just above
My Knee?
Artist:
£50 for Rabit, Cat, and Lion
But Girraffe is free!
BUT GIRRAFFE IS FREE
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
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