One Attractive Young Business Woman to another:
" My life is all Math!
I am trying to ADD to my Income
SUBTRACT from my Weight
DIVIDE my Time
And
Avoid MULTIPLYING!"
My Life is all Math
Monday, April 18, 2011
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