A couple celebrated their 25th Marriage Anniversary. They were famous for not having fought in 25 years.
Guests: "Sir, It's amazing. How did you make it possible?"
Husband: "We had been to Hill Station for Honeymoon. We did Horse riding. My Wife's Horse was a Crazy one. On the way that Horse jumped suddenly, making my Wife topple over. She patted the Horse back and said, "This is your First time". After a while it happened again. She Said, "This is your 2nd time" and continued. When the Horse dropped her 3rd time, She silently took out a Revolver and Shot the Horse Dead!"
I shouted: "What did you do, You Psycho, You killed the Poor Animal, are you Crazy!"
She gave a deep and silent look and said: "This is Your First Time!"
"That is it... and since then We are Happy Ever After!", said the Husband.
Guests: "Sir, It's amazing. How did you make it possible?"
Husband: "We had been to Hill Station for Honeymoon. We did Horse riding. My Wife's Horse was a Crazy one. On the way that Horse jumped suddenly, making my Wife topple over. She patted the Horse back and said, "This is your First time". After a while it happened again. She Said, "This is your 2nd time" and continued. When the Horse dropped her 3rd time, She silently took out a Revolver and Shot the Horse Dead!"
I shouted: "What did you do, You Psycho, You killed the Poor Animal, are you Crazy!"
She gave a deep and silent look and said: "This is Your First Time!"
"That is it... and since then We are Happy Ever After!", said the Husband.
