On their Wedding night Tom shows his member to his new virgin bride and fill in her it's the only one in the World.
She, of course, take it. He's gone to a conference for a couple of weeks. He returns, only to be questioned by his wife. "Tom," she says, "I thought you said you had the only one in the World. But Harry at the drugstore has one too."
"Oh! Well, er," Tom flusters, "Harry and I were in the war together, I had two, so I gave him one of Mine."
"Oh! Well, Why did you give him THE BEST ONE?", demanded the Wife.
She, of course, take it. He's gone to a conference for a couple of weeks. He returns, only to be questioned by his wife. "Tom," she says, "I thought you said you had the only one in the World. But Harry at the drugstore has one too."
"Oh! Well, er," Tom flusters, "Harry and I were in the war together, I had two, so I gave him one of Mine."
"Oh! Well, Why did you give him THE BEST ONE?", demanded the Wife.
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