NEITHER OF US | ENGLISH SMS

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Pat and Jimmy met and one said to the other,
"Have you seen Mulligan lately, Pat?"
Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't."
His friend asked, "Oh, and what do you mean by that?"
Pat said, "It's like this, You see... I saw a chap who I thought was Mulligan, and he saw a chap that he thought was me. And when we got up to one another... it was neither of us!"

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